Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Is McCane really McAble?
Lone Star Iconoclast
Call To Mind
Monday, April 28, 2008
By Don M. Fisher
As Uncle Hugh used to say, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t shove his head under and expect him to show up in church next week wearin’ a necktie."
On one hand, if John McCain can’t control the lunatics in his own party, how can he run the country?
On his left foot, does anybody out there really think that the North Klanolina Republiklan party wouldn’t do what the party’s nominee asks if he really if he threw a hissy fit?
North Klanolinians been known to spit their tobacco plugs plumb out when Big Daddy throwd a hissy fit.
Of course he didn’t mean for them to pull their coon joke ads.
North Carolina is the most racist place since Cain slew Abel.
Hope there are enough Biblical bigots out there to know what I’m talking about.
Suffice it to say, North Carolina is the only place where a waitress will offer you a cigarette after recommending the scrambled egg and fried bologna breakfast special.
McCain wanted to make sure, what with the literacy rate in North Carolina low enough to categorize it as a third world country had we won the war, that everybody on both sides of the Rowan River knowd that Obama is a colored boy.
Without bothering any Yankees, that is.
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