Friday, October 16, 2009

Balloon Boy confesses to media connections

Confessions Of A Patriot

I'm on my way to Washington DC to speak out on my opinions on world issues. My apologies for the old flying saucer balloon trick, but It did get me in the spotlight, and like it or not, I am currently more famous than Joe the Plumber, Newt Gingrinch, Sarah Palin, and all the other has beans that have been blathering Neoconservative lies about war, the banking industry, the insurance industry, the military-corpo-media-psy-op- complex, etc. etc.etc. etc.

So like it or not, I have political capitol and main stream media connections that have called me to action and you will be hearing from me on important issues like "Universal Health Care, Corporate Crimes, Accountability for crimes against humanity, Lobbyists, and the return of Free Enterprise to all of the people all of the time.

Have a good day...( :


  1. Well, you sure know how to travel, Geez, I'll give you that! But, you better watch out, the rednecks are getting fed up with fuzzy photos of UFO's - inquiring minds want to know, and they're likely to start shooting at anything that doesn't move at Mach 1!

    Good to see the gub'mint hasn't consigned you to a Cuban hellhole or anything... keep up the good work, Olde Tymer!

  2. Hay, you old road runner, what's the haps in the Northland? The gub'mint don't worry me none, I'm not even a blip on the radar.

    I hope to land on the White House lawn by spring, and get my inflatable robot, Gort, out in front of the saucer. Don't forget, if Black Water nails me... "Klaatu barada nikto." ...G: